Get rid of that quack in your life

- have a barn dance!

THE INFAMOUS

OLD PULL AND PUSH

THE COMPLETE BARN DANCE EXPERIENCE

Book the jokers from the Barn Dance world for your

  • Wedding
  • Birthday Party
  • Political Party
  • Children's Party
  • Christmas Party
  • Social Knees-up
  • Fund Raiser
  • Hell Raiser
  • or even School!

    O.P.P. Four members: three musicians, one drummer.

    Steve - drummer. Q. What is the difference between Steve's drumming and a radox bath? A. A Radox bath bucks up the feet.
    Helen - caller and accordian. Q. What is the difference between a terrorist and a barn dance caller? A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.
    Ian - lead guitar. Has sex appeal - please give generously.
    Nick - rhythm guitar. 6 strings, 19 frets, 1 chord.

    The band that gives new meaning to the word "entertainment" while preserving intact the old meaning of the word "rubbish".

    Call Steve on Bournemouth (01202) 722631 or email Helen on hfwoodall@googlemail.com

    Have van - will travel.


    © 1999 M.Colton